Fat be Damned

I have been on a gut wrenching diet of no carb/low carb for about two weeks now. I have wieghed myself, and found out that I weigh E. I'm assuming this stands for excellent and not error. My goal( with the help of the Buxom Bride) is to loose enough weight so that the scale cooperates and so that I look even better in a tux then I already do. I'm sure I will have to quit my job at five guys to achieve this so don't plan on recieving a wedding invitation any time soon. Good luck to all, and by all I mean me.