Congratulations to no one!

I have to confess that my diet of homemade candy (peanut clusters, popcorn balls and almond bark), pies (razzle-berry, white chocolate cranberry, pumpkin) and cream of baked potato with bacon soup does not seem to be working in the losing weight department. I can't understand what I am doing wrong.

Oh, I forgot to mention that our daily walks on the lake have been few and far between as we spend most of our time running back and forth from the grocery store to keep our larder well stocked. Talking about larder, my larder is getting larger, whatever that means.

After this week's dismal report, I can't wait to see next week's weights when we have the run-up to Christmas to overcome with sheer will power!

Wish us luck, your obedient servant and FatsoN0Mo spokesperson, Jeff

FatsoNoMo to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!

As is clear from the table on the left, we have all done an exemplary job in this the crucial, penultimate phase of the highly-scientific, well-planned and brilliantly executed FatsoNoMo Phase Three.

Toni and I felt so good about our performance, last week, eating salads and peanuts (roughly the diet of monkeys at the Lincoln Park Zoo as I recall) until we were thrown off our path to success by those evil people from Geneseo. The took us, bound and gagged, to Pancho's in Genoa City and forced us to eat burritos and drink Margaritas, last night. However, we have resolved to reinstitute the monkey diet as soon as we return from Chicago on Sunday.

To all the rest of you diligent dieters - Good Luck and remember...

FatsoNoMo to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!