That was the week that was - March 12th - 19th

Exciting news from the FatsoNoMo front - our team eked out a paltry loss of 1.6 pounds.

However, as limited as our loss was this week.

#1 - it is a loss after all, and

#2 - the 75% of our members who did not lose anything are probably ready to show big losing numbers next week!

Until then, we are feasting on salads, left over quiche and, well, you know the other stuff, like brownies, cookies and ice cream cones from McDonalds in Lake Geneva. I can't figure out why I am not losing more weight.

In the meantime remember - FatsoNoMo forever!!!

Beware of the Ides of March - eat righter and be lighter

I have just invented our new theme for this important day in history.

Remember what Ceasar famously said on the Ides of March - eat righer and be lighter!

How exactly we place all this in its correct historical context, I haven't a clue, but in my capacity as unpaid Editor/Factotum/Grand Enumerator for our fabulously popular website, I give myself a fair amount of poetic license.

Have a great week and remember:

FatsoNoMo 2-0-1-0 to the rescue!

One whole week - one little pound

One little pound - The South Side Duo lost a total of 4 pounds while the couple from down the hill gained 3. The rest of our crew stayed the same.

Yikes!

We were doing so well last week and here we are losing less than 2 ounces on average per FatsoNoMo member, this week.

Crazy Eights - FatsoNoMo 2-0-1-0 rides to the rescue!

WOW!
Double WOW!
Triple WOW!
Octo WOW!

After a week in which we actually gained weight on balance the stalwart members of the mega-successful, high-tech weight-loss octet came back with a bang!

In grand totality, we lost eight pounds in one week and not one of our number gained any weight.

My enthusiasm is renewed. My physique is diminished as my pride is swelling. I am FatsoNoMo!

FatsNoMo 2-0-1-0 rides again!!!!

Weak Three - Up four!

Two of our number lost weight this week.

However, our esteemed group gained 4 pounds in aggregate

Sadly, 62 1/2% of us gained and 12 1/2% stayed the same.

As I know it is causing great concern among our FatsoNoMo team, I have decided that I will not tell what I am giving up for Lent until next week.

In the meantime, good luck, my best regards and remember:

FatsoNoMo 2-0-1-0!

That Was The Week That Was! We grew by 1/3 in members!

The groundswell of enthusiasm continues as the ranks of FatsoNoMo increased by an astonishing 33%, this week.

At this rate we will have over 33 million people in FatsoNoMo by next year at this time. I know that this seems an unrealistic goal, but the math is simple. All we need to do is increase our membership by one third each week and, wa la, at the end of 52 weeks we will have lots of people.

Somewhere along the line, we can institute a small fee of say $1 a day per person to be split evenly between we founding fathers and mothers. As your loyal and selfless Factotum, I would only require a small (as a percentage) weekly stipend for the arduous work I do on behalf of you and the untold millions of new members.

Wishing you success in your quest for perfection,

Jeff
Factotum and Chief Enumerator

FatsoNoMo 2010 another week, another 2.2 pounds

Well, this was not our greatest effort, but we did not go backwards and, for that, we should rightly congratulate ourselves.

However, beware as Friday is weigh-in day and anything can happen.

Good luck and remember....

FatsoNoMo 2-0-1-0 to the rescue!

FatsoNoMo 2010 Week One Results!

FatsoNoMo is the first comprehensive weight-loss and esteem-building regimen that incorporates the two key elements of my world-renowned successful weight loss therapy:

1. Hope, and
2. Serendipity

Remember Our Motto: Don't eat too much; don't drink too much; and try to have a great weekend, anyway!

FotsoNoMo Two Oh One Oh!

FatsoNoMo Two-Oh-One-Oh!

Well, we begin our grand "Quest to Be Less" and I am ready!!!

I have finished all of the candy and cookies from the Holidays and, as long as you-know-who does not replenish the supply, I am ready to take off the pounds gained in the last month by doing, well, just by being me and not eating like an idiot.

Anyway, restart letting me know how much you lost or gained every Friday and we will head into the spring on our grand "Quest to Be Less"!

Y.O.S.

I.R.
Factotum and Grand Enumerator
FatsoNoMo 2-0-1-0