That Was The Week That Was! We grew by 1/3 in members!

The groundswell of enthusiasm continues as the ranks of FatsoNoMo increased by an astonishing 33%, this week.

At this rate we will have over 33 million people in FatsoNoMo by next year at this time. I know that this seems an unrealistic goal, but the math is simple. All we need to do is increase our membership by one third each week and, wa la, at the end of 52 weeks we will have lots of people.

Somewhere along the line, we can institute a small fee of say $1 a day per person to be split evenly between we founding fathers and mothers. As your loyal and selfless Factotum, I would only require a small (as a percentage) weekly stipend for the arduous work I do on behalf of you and the untold millions of new members.

Wishing you success in your quest for perfection,

Jeff
Factotum and Chief Enumerator