Sunday, February 28, 2010

Crazy Eights - FatsoNoMo 2-0-1-0 rides to the rescue!

WOW!
Double WOW!
Triple WOW!
Octo WOW!

After a week in which we actually gained weight on balance the stalwart members of the mega-successful, high-tech weight-loss octet came back with a bang!

In grand totality, we lost eight pounds in one week and not one of our number gained any weight.

My enthusiasm is renewed. My physique is diminished as my pride is swelling. I am FatsoNoMo!

FatsNoMo 2-0-1-0 rides again!!!!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Weak Three - Up four!


Two of our number lost weight this week.

However, our esteemed group gained 4 pounds in aggregate

Sadly, 62 1/2% of us gained and 12 1/2% stayed the same.

As I know it is causing great concern among our FatsoNoMo team, I have decided that I will not tell what I am giving up for Lent until next week.

In the meantime, good luck, my best regards and remember:
FatsoNoMo 2-0-1-0!



Saturday, February 13, 2010

That Was The Week That Was! We grew by 1/3 in members!

The groundswell of enthusiasm continues as the ranks of FatsoNoMo increased by an astonishing 33%, this week.

At this rate we will have over 33 million people in FatsoNoMo by next year at this time. I know that this seems an unrealistic goal, but the math is simple. All we need to do is increase our membership by one third each week and, wa la, at the end of 52 weeks we will have lots of people.

Somewhere along the line, we can institute a small fee of say $1 a day per person to be split evenly between we founding fathers and mothers. As your loyal and selfless Factotum, I would only require a small (as a percentage) weekly stipend for the arduous work I do on behalf of you and the untold millions of new members.

Wishing you success in your quest for perfection,

Jeff
Factotum and Chief Enumerator

Thursday, February 11, 2010

FatsoNoMo 2010 another week, another 2.2 pounds

Well, this was not our greatest effort, but we did not go backwards and, for that, we should rightly congratulate ourselves.

However, beware as Friday is weigh-in day and anything can happen.

Good luck and remember....

FatsoNoMo 2-0-1-0 to the rescue!