Weak Three - Up four!

Two of our number lost weight this week.

However, our esteemed group gained 4 pounds in aggregate

Sadly, 62 1/2% of us gained and 12 1/2% stayed the same.

As I know it is causing great concern among our FatsoNoMo team, I have decided that I will not tell what I am giving up for Lent until next week.

In the meantime, good luck, my best regards and remember:

FatsoNoMo 2-0-1-0!

That Was The Week That Was! We grew by 1/3 in members!

The groundswell of enthusiasm continues as the ranks of FatsoNoMo increased by an astonishing 33%, this week.

At this rate we will have over 33 million people in FatsoNoMo by next year at this time. I know that this seems an unrealistic goal, but the math is simple. All we need to do is increase our membership by one third each week and, wa la, at the end of 52 weeks we will have lots of people.

Somewhere along the line, we can institute a small fee of say $1 a day per person to be split evenly between we founding fathers and mothers. As your loyal and selfless Factotum, I would only require a small (as a percentage) weekly stipend for the arduous work I do on behalf of you and the untold millions of new members.

Wishing you success in your quest for perfection,

Jeff
Factotum and Chief Enumerator

FatsoNoMo 2010 another week, another 2.2 pounds

Well, this was not our greatest effort, but we did not go backwards and, for that, we should rightly congratulate ourselves.

However, beware as Friday is weigh-in day and anything can happen.

Good luck and remember....

FatsoNoMo 2-0-1-0 to the rescue!

FatsoNoMo 2010 Week One Results!

FatsoNoMo is the first comprehensive weight-loss and esteem-building regimen that incorporates the two key elements of my world-renowned successful weight loss therapy:

1. Hope, and
2. Serendipity

Remember Our Motto: Don't eat too much; don't drink too much; and try to have a great weekend, anyway!

FotsoNoMo Two Oh One Oh!

FatsoNoMo Two-Oh-One-Oh!

Well, we begin our grand "Quest to Be Less" and I am ready!!!

I have finished all of the candy and cookies from the Holidays and, as long as you-know-who does not replenish the supply, I am ready to take off the pounds gained in the last month by doing, well, just by being me and not eating like an idiot.

Anyway, restart letting me know how much you lost or gained every Friday and we will head into the spring on our grand "Quest to Be Less"!

Y.O.S.

I.R.
Factotum and Grand Enumerator
FatsoNoMo 2-0-1-0

Congratulations to no one!

I have to confess that my diet of homemade candy (peanut clusters, popcorn balls and almond bark), pies (razzle-berry, white chocolate cranberry, pumpkin) and cream of baked potato with bacon soup does not seem to be working in the losing weight department. I can't understand what I am doing wrong.

Oh, I forgot to mention that our daily walks on the lake have been few and far between as we spend most of our time running back and forth from the grocery store to keep our larder well stocked. Talking about larder, my larder is getting larger, whatever that means.

After this week's dismal report, I can't wait to see next week's weights when we have the run-up to Christmas to overcome with sheer will power!

Wish us luck, your obedient servant and FatsoN0Mo spokesperson, Jeff

FatsoNoMo to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!

As is clear from the table on the left, we have all done an exemplary job in this the crucial, penultimate phase of the highly-scientific, well-planned and brilliantly executed FatsoNoMo Phase Three.

Toni and I felt so good about our performance, last week, eating salads and peanuts (roughly the diet of monkeys at the Lincoln Park Zoo as I recall) until we were thrown off our path to success by those evil people from Geneseo. The took us, bound and gagged, to Pancho's in Genoa City and forced us to eat burritos and drink Margaritas, last night. However, we have resolved to reinstitute the monkey diet as soon as we return from Chicago on Sunday.

To all the rest of you diligent dieters - Good Luck and remember...

FatsoNoMo to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!